dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(via hellafandomshit)

Yo ho, yo ho. A pirate’s life for me.

(Source: kissedbyflames, via fleurdelaceur)

youre-a-winchester-sammy:

idjit-bitch-jerk-angel:

deancassstory:

don’t you think you forgot someone

The forgotten brother

We should just start acting like we don’t know him…

(Source: i-think-i-m-adorable, via bitchh-101)

justamerplwithabox:

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

them befriending a kid named peter

and harry’s reaction when they come home

no

no not again

(via legrandjourestpourdemain)

tatianamaslnay:

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

(via fellowship-of-the-sherlockians)

skipthestigma:

ktbakerstreet:

#what u say about my box

I LOVE HER SHE IS SO UNIMPRESSED BY THE DOCTOR AND HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND HOW

(Source: deborahkerr, via bitchh-101)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

image

NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

(via petercapaldini)

thescienceofjohnlock:

chenyakumo:

hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

image

(Source: chenyakumo-remade, via bitchh-101)

thatsmzfufutou:

tamaraldbrennan:

jennifermorriswan:

*finishes whole series of tv show* 

*does extensive background search on the cast and follows them on all social media*

*Rewatches entire series again

*watches everything favourite cast member has been in, no matter how bad it is*

(via finnickcriss)

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