(Source: tonysassy, via starlard)

I’m grounded.

(Source: lokasena, via acciothenoseofvoldemort)

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

(Source: classicsnake, via guardiansoftheegalaxy)

nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

(via spookynaturral)

raynrvzjr:

at least SOMEONE laughs at my jokes. it’s me. i laugh at my own jokes.

(Source: spookynrvzjr, via achildofthefandoms)

movie:

kanyewildwestern:

My first thought after following movie.tumblr.com

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(via ajcrawly)

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

cvclops:

on a scale from bucky barnes to fall out boy how successful has your comeback been

(via agentbuckybarnes)

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